Every Christmas has been a tradition for me to talk about Krampus — a supernatural being that haunts people every year but the biggest supernatural character of Christmas is actually Santa Claus himself.
Back when I was a kid, it was harder to believe in Santa because the simplest explanation was kind of hard to swallow, especially if you thought of yourself as a smart kid with good grades.
Santa would be impossible with the use of simple physics.
Well, you non-believers should pay attention because it was Stephen Hawking that made a believer out of me.
We met a while ago when I spoke at the University of Utah. He was also one of the speakers and I had a chance to talk with him about the paranormal. He was talking about all sort of theories, including the idea that Santa could live in an alternate universe.
Or, that if he lived in this universe, he would have to somehow change his itinerary to fit all of his work into a quantum schedule.
Let’s be honest, we have we ever seen the real Santa—sure he is at the mall every year but at the same time we see him shaking a bell for the Salvation Army, or another one on the corner playing an instrument for money.
The trick is trying to explain this to child without using the default explanation of Santa’s little helpers.
Now think of the billions of Children in the world, at least those under 18. This is a heavy workload for Santa.
It is arguable that Santa delivers to Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist kids. If he didn’t then that would reduce the workload for sure.
According to census tallies that is an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west which seems logical. This works out to 822.6 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth, we are now estimating 78 miles per town county or province , that would be a total trip of 75½ million miles, not counting stops to do bathroom breaks, plus feeding the reindeer This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that “flying reindeer” could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer.
This increases the payload (not even counting the weight of the sleigh) to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison, this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy…per second…each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. Of course this would mean that Santa would wind up looking a pile of jelly rather than a bowl full of jelly.
I acknowledge that the reality of a Santa Claus is impossible using classical physics, but in a quantum sense Santa can be very real.
With the usage of paralleled processing, it can be theorized Santa has the ability to do the job he is said to do simultaneously. It is done in the same manner as sending an e-mail to multiple recipients at the same time.
Years ago, this was unthinkable; today in a split second; you can deliver an e-mail to millions of people simultaneously without even having to leave your chair. How can anyone track the speed of that? The possibility to us is limited to the technological practice we take for granted.
There are fewer varieties of toys in the world than e-mail recipients and yet we can’t wrap our minds around the fact that in some future time line the simultaneous appearance of matter cannot be accomplished and yet an e-mail is a thought electronically sent and it is very possible that people in all time zones can receive it.
Fax machines a rarely used today, but there is an argument that can be made about one piece of paper being inserted in a machine in one place and having millions of copies coming out in offices all over the world received by people.
Now, if the next logical leap of science is to take that knowledge of parallel processing and bring it out of the computer and into our material world we can now see that the old traditional Santa Claus model is flawed but the new scientific progress can make the new Santa hypothesis closer to reality.
The fact that no one knows where Santa is at a particular moment in time makes him a perfect candidate for some elementary use of Heisenberg’s Principle of Uncertainty.
Consider this: On Christmas night, Santa is in a superposition of quantum states, smeared out all the way round the planet, and each quantum state delivers presents to a single child.
This explains why it is so important that children are asleep, because if just one child sees Santa, he immediately collapses into a single state, in accordance with Heisenberg.
So peeking in on Santa would freeze him in that small moment in time and that would mean that no other children would receive presents that Christmas.
This theory elegantly avoids all the flaws in the conventional theory. Of course, the smearing of Santa is similar to the manner in which an electron is “smeared out” within a certain distance from the nucleus in an atom. Thus he can, quite literally, be everywhere at any given moment.
Another mind-boggling theory is that there are also possibilities that Santa is entirely capable of arriving before he even leaves the North Pole.
It would be possible to see two images of him and then he would take on the characteristics of tachyon particles. Since a tachyon always moves faster than light, we cannot see it approaching.
After a tachyon has passed nearby, we would be able to see two images of it, appearing and departing in opposite directions. Yes it is all hypothetical but so are Black Holes – well, they are still debating their purpose and whether or not they reveal anything about time and space.
This brings us back to that, ‘Many-Interacting Worlds Theory’, paraconsistent logic, mental voodoo or the ghost universe proposition.
It can all be real and it can all be some sort of variation of some alien folk tale that the Astronauts adopted to describe a UFO or something else.
After all, Quantum mechanics also allows for things to be transported great distances in little time. Something that is indistinguishable from magic.
Because their position isn’t a definite point but a wave spread out over space, particles can sometimes “tunnel” through barriers that, according to classical mechanics, they shouldn’t be able to pass.
Again, assuming Santa actually knows how to accomplish this (he does, after all, know when you are sleeping; he knows when you’re awake; he knows if you’ve been bad or good…), it would take a huge amount of energy to realize. Using these convenient quantum entanglements, Santa could very well be an alien or some extra-terrestrial being that has been packaged in a red and white suit
Santa would have to have been a great scientists able to back engineer what was once considered to be an extraterrestrial space ship — not unlike the top secret black projects that the defense department has been involved with since after world War II. Santa had to have souped up his sleigh to compete with what ultrasonic vehicles are out there — and now we are beginning to see that the UFO stories are beginning to gain acceptance by the pentagon.
It goes without saying that Flying reindeer are improbable – and so far even with all the talk of genetic engineering there have not been any breakthroughs in creating flying reindeer or even reindeer with rhino lumens necessary to glow a bright red.
There are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
Still, we have been seeing an inordinate amount of UFO’s lately –and well they are either alien ships or unconventional flying machines that our military know about — or they may be unknowns from China or Russia.
After the declassification of Oxcart a secret technology program at Area 51, there have been many UFO enthusiasts and military historians that have revealed patents and black budget aircraft that look as if they come directly from Science fiction books.
Operation Oxcart was a secret operation to develop a supersonic jet that could reach speeds of Mach 3. This was eventually known as the SR-71 Blackbird Project. Those who play in the world of conspiracy theory had reported this for many years before the government ever officially declassified the project.
The novelty here is that the mainstream media for many years had given the impression that this was the only program that Area 51 was involved in and that anything else “speculative” about reversed alien technology can be put to rest. New ideas are now emerging about what cover stories, and disinformation about UFO’s and aliens to cover up covert testing of special craft that were used for our protection in the paranoid era of the cold war.
What we are getting are table scraps from a project that was well known for years. Not that the scraps are not satisfying, they just create an even bigger appetite for more information, we get the bones and wait for raw meat. Area 51 is a huge onion with layer upon layer that will be revealed when it is necessary. OXCART is finally becoming an official program and the details are being well controlled and all other speculation or books released before the official declassification can all be discounted now right?
Modern flying saucer mysteries were often sold alongside dime store pulp science fiction magazines back in 1950’s and interest was limited to what was on the Hollywood screen invading small town USA.
Much of what we know about flying saucers and UFOs has been hijacked by the media. Even from the beginning when Kenneth Arnold first reported his sighting the media took what was a sighting of flying wedges to flying saucers.
Eventually the media corrected it with the term UFO and from UFO the definition somehow stuck as a n alien space craft even though most logical urologists were well aware that secret military operations were creating aircraft that had basically the same aerodynamics as those so called mythological flying saucers.
The Cold War would breed a lot of paranoia and no one questioned authority. If superiors spun tales of aliens and UFO’s we can thank the Cold War intelligence ops for contributing to the mass hysteria. We can also conclude that from the new information that there seems to be a need to confuse people about aliens, space weapons, exotic flying craft and other such mechanized death because when people are fed confusing information they just stop caring about the subject matter.
If you look at the Roswell story, you still get 3 or 4 ridiculous explanations for the event and a gullible media that still cynically debunks anyone who doesn’t buy into their weather balloons of the Gods theories.
Nobody has confessed to the public that anything that happened at Roswell or Area 51 had anything to do with weather balloons. Facts are simple, we were working with Nazi scientists that surrendered at the end of World War II to produce rockets and supersonic plane technology that was abandoned at war’s end. All of the technology was allegedly given to the scientists form alleged beings channeled by supernatural means.
In the Sudetenland’s Owl Mountains near the Polish Czech Border many scientists who were committed to the great secret of the Black Sun worked in underground facilities buried in the Wenceslaus mine. They hired slave labor to carry out experiments with super weapons. Hitler required round the clock work on what he called kriegsentscheidend. A term meaning “make or break factor.” The weapons that were being made were actually some of the most remarkable doomsday devices ever conceived. Hitler wanted so badly to be victorious in the war he pushed for Der Wunderwaffen or “Wonder Weapons.”
This SS allegedly developed by 1939 a revolutionary electro-magnetic-gravitic engine which improved Hans Coler’s free energy machine into an energy Konverter coupled to a Van De Graaf band generator and Marconi vortex dynamo (a spherical tank of mercury) to create powerful rotating electromagnetic fields that affected gravity and reduced mass.
Reportedly the project was considered by the Nazis as of such importance that it was security classified as “War Decisive”, as important as their research to develop an atomic bomb.
Skeptics always say that if the Nazi saucers existed and they were such a secret and effective weapon why weren’t they used to insure the victory of the third Reich? The simple truth lies in the fact that these machines, despite their superior overall performance to conventional piston-engine aircraft and early jets, could not be realistically adapted to any useful military role other than the most basic transport and recon work. The ships did fly and there is plenty of evidence to support that the technology and science was not limited to just disc work.
There were other modifications being done to the Vril saucers. There is also evidence to support that test flights were done over Europe and the United States.
Most of these aircraft and the secrets that came with them were introduced into the private sector and it can be concluded that various aerospace companies, many in the Northwest were busy back engineering these exotic craft as well.
In the first wave of Operation Paperclip over 1600 Scientists, intelligence ops, research specialists and their dependents were brought here to work. Many of the researchers worked in aerospace technology fields. Many were relocated to Fort Bliss, Texas, Dayton Ohio, and White Sands Proving Grounds, New Mexico.
Nazis in Former positions of intelligence gathering were part of a group called the Org. The Group operated NOT as an American entity, but as a Group set apart from the American OSS intelligence operations. They would work for us until a Sovereign German Government could be established. This meant that they worked for The U.S. as card carrying Nazis and fueled Cold War intelligence. Nazis were also given lobs in American aviation while Americans were being laid off.
Nazi aviation engineers were hired at Boeing, Lockheed, Martin Marietta, North American Aviation, and other airplane companies. There are some reports that a few of the Nazi scientists worked for aviation and blimp companies in the Northwest.
The aerospace scientists not only revealed to the United States the secret German saucer technology but designs for the Luftwaffe flying wing or wedge designs that evaded radar detection.
They learned that Hermann Goring Secretly funded the flying wing projects along with other well-known Americans and their Companies. General Motors, Ford and General Electric were important in providing machines for the Nazi war effort. Henry Ford had a role in Germany’s prewar Nazi military buildup. U.S. Army Intelligence reported that the ‘real purpose’ of the truck assembly plant that opened in Berlin in 1938 was to produce “‘troop transport-type vehicles” for the Wehrmacht . Another contributor to the Nazi Luftwaffe aerospace projects during World War II was Prescott Bush, the father and grandfather of two American Presidents.
In 1947, Wernher Von Braun a commissioned SS Officer and member of the Nazi party worked on the US Army Intermediate range Ballistic missile program until he and several of his other Nazi Colleagues were assimilated through Project Paper clip into NASA. Von Braun worked at White Sands, New Mexico and also worked with the Navy at Wright-Patterson Army Air force base in Dayton Ohio. Von Braun also worked in Huntsville, Alabama.
Of course, the tests were also done at Area 51. Others were done at White Sands New Mexico. The Cold war was beginning, and both the soviets and The United States were using Nazi Scientists to develop more nuclear armaments all pointed at each other. One false move and the button would have been pushed killing untold millions of Russians, and Americans.
Isn’t it a coincidence that both Area 51 and the Nevada test site were in the same area? Isn’t it a coincidence that after the 1943 move to bring Nazi scientists to America to work in Northwest aviation companies, the first UFO sightings of the 1940s were reported in the Puget Sound area of Washington state? Isn’t it also further coincidence that the Maury Island incident, and the Kenneth Arnold sightings all happened within weeks of each other in Washington State and then one week later a so called saucer crash landed at Roswell, New Mexico?
Intelligence and histories that were once top secret are becoming well known. The Nazis were back engineering aircraft that were allegedly inspired by extra-terrestrials and powerful secret societies. The same activities were being done after the war in secret facilities like Area 51. The Cold war veterans were probably never told of the secret histories of new technology. They just toiled away keeping us safe.
As many projects are being declassified there are a number of people that have literally blown the whistle on how these new aircraft were modified and back engineered from both Nazi and so called extra-terrestrial designs.
It has been rumored that the Area 51/ S–4 facilities at Dugway Proving Grounds in the West Deserts in Utah have been working feverishly on aircraft that can be used for surveillance and for the delivery of scalar weaponry. Both have also shown interest in the delivery of biochemical agents through the use of stealth aircraft and direct space travel to platforms in space that are capable of launching space planes capable of reaching the moon or mars.
A number of whistleblowers have now emerged revealing how corporate involvements with black budgets have been achieved. With the advent of “disclosure” and “declassification” –Non Military corporate whistleblowers have come forward with hidden information about they have seen.
A deceased informant revealed how during the mid-1980s, he worked for six months as an archivist for a large aerospace defense contractor based in California. It was a temporary assignment with his employer at an obscure office building.
The archivist found many files dealing with flying saucers and extraterrestrial life. The files contained: “Reports, photos, media materials (tapes, films, video cassettes) and material from crashed saucers.” When asked where the files came from he revealed the “materials came from everywhere. CIA, Air Force, Navy, Army, DARPA, NORAD, DOD, FBI, and government officials to name most.”
The late Ben Rich who was the former CEO of Lockheed Martin Skunk Works said before he died that many of the classified UFO and alien secrets have been moved from secret “X-Files” in the government and military to corporate aerospace companies and are protected under corporate secrets laws. This means that even with the freedom of Information act you can come up empty handed about possible reversed engineering, aliens, and any missions into space that are not officially recognized.
Ben Rich again added that,” There are two types of UFOs — the ones we build, and ones THEY build. We learned from both crash retrievals and actual “Hand-me-downs.” The Government knew, and until 1969 took an active hand in the administration of that information. After a 1969 Nixon “Purge”, administration was handled by an international board of directors in the private sector.”
Now it seems that some of the secrets we have heard about in the past are now showing themselves in mainstream reports and some people with their eyes to the skies have snapped pictures of stunning delta shaped or triangular shaped craft that like in Kenneth Arnold’s day “skipped across the air like a saucer on the water.”
It’s like we are beginning to see a renaissance of UFO activity and all the fun can be in trying to figure out just what are the ones we have built and the one’s THEY built.
Dr. Richard Boyland and others have confirmed that there have been patents for triangular craft that have been part of Skunk and Phantom works since 1962 and they allegedly were back engineered form UFO recovery missions of the 1940’s. Much of the specifications were taken from Nazi prototypes taken from the Luftwaffe’s wonder weapons that were also back engineered.
Various air craft like the top secret Aurora, TAW-50 and the TR3B triangular craft that has been seen flying over Europe.
The triangle shaped craft have seen in the skies over many countries and some of them have also been seen flying near U.S. Navy ships.
The Aurora is a moderate-sized space faring vehicle. The late National Security Council scientist Dr. Michael Wolf of NSC’s unacknowledged Special Studies Group subcommittee, formerly called MJ-12, has stated that the Aurora can operate on both conventional fuel and anti-gravity field propulsion systems. He further stated that the Aurora can travel to the Moon.
The TR3-B ‘Astra, is a large triangular anti-gravity craft within the U.S. fleet. Black projects defense industry insider Edgar Rothschild Fouche wrote about the existence of the TR3-B in his book, Alien Rapture. the TR3-B is operational. The TR3-B is triangular anti-gravity craft.
The TR3-B is the code name for what everyone on Earth has seen. It is a very large triangular- shaped re-entry vehicle with anti-gravity. It is what the November 2000 issue of Popular Mechanics identified as the Lenticular Reentry Vehicle, a nuclear-powered ‘flying saucer’, the first version of which went operational in 1962.
On December 25th, 1968 just moments after the Apollo 8 Command module cleared the radio shadow of the Dark side of the moon Astronaut Jim Lovell said “Please be advised there is a Santa Claus.” There was another voice that said afterwards “That is affirmative.”
Even though this happened on Christmas Day 1968, many people sensed a hidden meaning in those words. The rumors persisted that what the crew was indicating was that they came in contact with a lunar UFO.
It is believed that there were at least three UFO sightings near or on the moon during NASA’s missions and each time they referred to them as Santa Claus.
Reference to Santa Claus was first made in the context of NASA space operations by Walter Schirra aboard Mercury 8. He mentioned a so-called “Santa Claus” and so when Lovell made his statement to the world – most conspiracy theorists will point to the Mercury missions where the errant reference was made.
As far as we know Buzz Aldrin most notably did not use the “Santa Code “, during his report of an unidentified object visible during Apollo 11`s trip to the moon, which is widely reported as evidence of an extra terrestrial craft shadowing the Apollo capsule.
If the so-called Santa Code existed – the question is why it wasn’t used in the case of Apollo 11?
The “Santa Code “suffers from lack of inconsistency, or a lack of repeatability – perhaps the over usage of the term would raise suspicion. We have heard the term bogie many times – it could be that the code word Santa for UFO’s wore out its welcome. Who would use the Santa code in July- answer is easy no one.
On December 3rd, 2018 a NASA scientist admitted in an interview that it’s entirely possible aliens have already visited Earth – and we simply never noticed.
The space expert also noted that not all UFO sightings can be “explained or denied“, and said scientists should be more open-minded about the possibility of alien visitors.
There was also a comment about the Santa Code –which at the time was utilized to identify a UFO– eventually words like bogie or unknown were used by the military.
Were these Santa Claus references used to cover up the use of exotic antigravity craft in space?
The whole idea of using Santa Claus in a military context gives new meaning to the idea of Santa having a souped up sleigh capable of making his yearly run.
In some whimsical conspiracy theory we can deduce that Santa is neither a hyperdimensional being or superhuman. Instead, he is the head of a major secret organization which employs millions of elves (Code word for military personnel) organized in paramilitary structures who covertly deliver military ordinance and artifacts during December 24th and 25th, quickly travelling in advanced ships similar to the TR-3B military aircraft.
Santa’s base is a secret, medium-sized island located at the geographic north pole. Of course, there are underground storage facilities and automated factories all around the world, producing and storing secret aircraft that have all but replaced his so called flying reindeer.
The world governments have signed a pact with Santa, cooperating to keep everything secret. A significant amount of the US Black Budget is drawn to the Christmas operations.
In the end, Santa is a tactical genius who placed his company in America’s hands so that nobody would invade to take his cutting-edge technology.